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After a recent ban on the Nighties by a group in Mumbai, the
next target is the Superheroes in underwears. The group has imposed a ban on
innappopriate dressing by the Superheroes and even levied a fine on alleged
offender heroes This recent ban has created a panic among the league of heroes
and were seen purchasing new costumes and giving measurements at the tailoring
shops.
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| To be banned |
When asked by Faking News team asked Superman “If he was
considering wearing his red underwear under the Costume”, he said, “This kind
of nuisance never happened on my planet. I have called my Dad and told him that
I want to return to planet Krypton. But until then I will have to follow the
dress code and what better opportunity to use the Great Online Shopping
Festival.”
Spiderman when contacted said “With great Power comes great
Responsibility. And it is my responsibly to make sure that I dress
appropriately in public places before saving people. I have made a couple of
costumes for myself in the past and I think if someone has strong opinions
about how I dress up, I can easily sew a new one with my powers.”
While Batman was strongly against the whole incident and
condemned the ban saying “My Black underwear on grey uniform is associated with
my image as a Superhero and I can’t change who I am. I lost my parents early on
life and got used to wearing it other way and now suddenly you question my
identity. I am not going to adhere to these self claimed fashion police and
speed away in my batmobile. BTW they are trunks and not underwear with a lot of
history.”
The Catwoman was however unavailable to comment on the whole incident and others were busy saving the world.
http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/nighty-ban-goes-after-a-mighty-dressing-down/article6683447.ece
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